He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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