Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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