No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
