Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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