'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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