let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
