Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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