there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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