You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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