I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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