Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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