she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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