I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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