Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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