called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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