question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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