So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
BRING THE BAGELS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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