Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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