break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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