Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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