I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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