Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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