I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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