If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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