So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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