I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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