Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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