Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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