David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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