Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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