instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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