haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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