I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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