I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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