her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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