did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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