it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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