Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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