can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.