their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.