I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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