i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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