i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
