There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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