when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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