So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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