I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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