Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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