Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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