If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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