Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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