I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We just shotgunned beers for America
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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