bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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