He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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