you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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