He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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